
No, this post is not about Christmas. Yes, I know that it is not caught up. I am at least three holidays behind at this point but let's examine some day to day fun anyhow...
I am hosting a gathering for our neighborhood Bunco group tomorrow evening and have been preparing a few edibles to share. This afternoon I mixed up the ingredients for a Chocolate Chip Cookie Ball while each of our offspring was either napping or pretending to nap. Being the uber-focused gal that I am I neglected to pack up the extra minichips when I headed upstairs to retrieve the snuggliest noisemakers around. Thank heavens they were mini, read on for that explanation...
Not surprisingly it took about 3 milliseconds for the MiniMarx's to find the minichips. This was certainly not the "Explore the Inside of a Giant Grapefruit" snack that we discussed after lunch. But in the interest of harmony, I agreed that a few would be no biggie as long as we forged ahead with the original fruity gameplan.
Somewhere along the line, things happened that I did not observe with my own two eyes. Somewhere along the line, the kids decided to rough around in the family room and I saw something stuck in Bailey's hair. Not so alarming, there is often more stuff than hair with my walking, talking Glamour Don't (typed with much love). At some point I wandered over, encouraged everyone to settle down a bit and pulled some melted chocolate out of Bailey's hair. Again, not shocking given the way snacktime went. Other than feeling it was a waste of decent chocolate I was rather unperturbed by the sugary discovery.
That is until later this evening when I was assisting with a delicate playdough extruder procedure. I glanced at my sweet daughter and thought perhaps she had gotten a wee bloody nose during the great sofa smackdown. No biggie - this can be cleaned up and obviously didn't bother her enough to fuss earlier. Since I am such a veteran Mom now, I gave her schnoz a quick sweep with my pinkie fingernail to remedy things.
What do I find? A gooey mess! Goshdarnit - my delicate flower has finally gone and shoved something up her nose. I knew this day was coming, and now that it is here I would like to say.....
Thank you Bailey Sue for stuffing your sweet little nostril with something that melts! Kisses for everyone!!!
And by kisses I don't mean Hershey's, clearly that would be ill advised at our house right now.